The name Bertil comes from Latin, it means legend. all Bertil´s have a huge fuckin cock, probably around 11 inches minimum. If your middle name is Elias, and your last name is Brückner, you must have fucked the city.
Omg is Bertil Elias Bruckner in the same room as my mom?
yes dude he is, your mom is getting that 11-inch dick by Bertil bro.
yes dude he is, your mom is getting that 11-inch dick by Bertil bro.
by BertilBruckner May 29, 2020
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Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
by Balzak T. Bagger January 14, 2010
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Being stubborn, jealous and negative at the same time. Often found in the character of selfish people.
Stop being so bertive all the time!
Sarah seems like a bertive person. I wouldn't want to be friends with her.
Sarah seems like a bertive person. I wouldn't want to be friends with her.
by A Neatest Tom Smith April 30, 2020
Get the Bertive mug.action phrase used in conjunction with an item such as "beatin' the brakes off that bitch" used to describe an extensive one-sided match or some other action of an aggressive nature
Ryan: "Man you ain't neva in yo life beat down a muthaphucka."
Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."
Dave: "As a matter of fact, last night I told this punk he betta get his Nikes cause I'm fast as lightning and I was fin to be beatin the brakes off that bitch."
by Alex McKeagan March 4, 2008
Get the beatin the brakes mug.The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.
Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.
Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.
by leeb52 May 9, 2011
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-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016
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Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016
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