by The Teacher, PhD in swearing July 15, 2009
is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.
"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."
Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!
Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!
by prosebrosproductions June 17, 2010
A phrase a Warwickshire dwelling polack may write when cheating. Feigning a typo but actuated by a need for brevity. This is in order to wrongly usurp other quizzers.
Do you remember that smash hit by the Darkness: 'I believe in thin love'?'
Everyone in the world: 'No.'
Everyone in the world: 'No.'
by DuffytheDoge April 20, 2020
A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!
You: We believe you, Captain America.
You: We believe you, Captain America.
by Wesley2006 January 24, 2008
Something uttered by British people after they've been suckered punched. Usually preceded by the exclamation "Aw fuck", and accompanied by a look of complete bewilderment.
British guy: Blah Blah Blah Blah
British guy's friend: *punches British guy in the face*
British guy: "Aw FUCK, I can't believe you've done this!"
British guy's friend: *punches British guy in the face*
British guy: "Aw FUCK, I can't believe you've done this!"
by Susake November 08, 2007
What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."
Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
by Chesspiece#1 July 01, 2010
A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"
Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!
by Hennas February 11, 2017