The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.
Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.
Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.
I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!
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Get the bikini beard mug.Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.
Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?
No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.
No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.
by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010
Get the beard braces mug.Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.
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Get the Butt Beard mug.A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.
by 4orty April 14, 2011
Get the Sweet Beard mug.The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013
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