balanchine

a ballet technique that is painful to do and watch. staples of the technique are the alacebesque, extremely strange pirouette preparation, and the infamous claws.

person 1: is that an SAB shirt?
person 2: yes
person 1: die you balanchine demon

by chopstickchild September 7, 2019

Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.

Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.

by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019

A fine balance

The most fucking depressing book ever. About a whole lot of folks in India who come together and struggle with the everyday reality of balancing hope and despair. Then they all die, or get castrated, or lose their legs, or commit suicide, or some other awful shit. Also full of really weird sexual stuff. Greta book though. Really.

Person 1: Dude I just read A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry. I cried my eyes out at the end dude. So touching.

Person 2: WTF is A Fine Balance?

by CinemaSlicka November 22, 2011

balans

In world of warship, when something is referred as "balans" it means something over powered and over looked by the devs

This smolensk is balans

by 5152 March 9, 2021

Jew Balance

A play on the New Balance shoe brand, poking fun at the fact that so many Jewish people wear them.

Did you see Hymie run by in his Jew Balances?

by Joey the Clown July 30, 2007

Bazan'd it

When someone repeatedly shows up late for work, functions or other scheduled events.

"Peter was like three hours late today." "Yeah he really Bazan'd it"

by Malstree6 October 20, 2009

Balan

The sexiest guy in the world

Damnn your a balan

by Balandhital December 7, 2019