batest

Batest is a combined mix of the words best and greatest.

Best + grATEST = BATEST

Did you know that i love you and you're the batest person ever?!

by RPL09 February 19, 2019

batsex

when a girl punches the living shit out of you before having consensual intercourse

Wow Barbara, that was some beautiful Batsex, but that shit hurted.

by RAF_Spider October 15, 2020

kai bates

A kai bates is an amazing, kind, loveable boy. They are always there for you when you and they never break a promise. Kai's are usually popular. They don't cheat and they are very loyal. Kai's don't normally choose the right girls for themselves. They are very sexy and hot. If you get a kai then hold on to him...he's a keeper! ;)

OMG did you see Kai Bates
Yeah OMG he's so popular and hot
His girlfriends so lucky
Yeah he's a keeper ;)

by Imma stay anon ;) September 28, 2013

rip bats

To smoke marijuana

Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!

by cibberustheprogamer June 4, 2016

Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015

batsslet

The best translation for the word batsslet (made famous by a dutch voice over of baywatch "zeebats" by mastermovies) will be 'holidayfuckbuddy'.

Hey Joe, this is my new batsslet!

by Dex van den Bogert October 24, 2008

bantsponge

a follow-on term from the word bant. If someone is a bantsponge it means they are no fun, i.e. they are 'soaking up the bant'. yes its cheesy but we love it.

"look at him sitting in the corner by himself, hes such a bantsponge"

by sophie j June 16, 2008