Turkish Battleship

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

Spazz in the batter

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011

Social battery

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.

I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.

by Llorona May 24, 2017

Battlestation

A term referring to a desktop computer setup. Includes the tower, monitor, mouse, keyboard, mouse pad (if applicable), Audio playback and recording devices (if applicable), and even wires/cables.

Dude, that is a sweet Battlestation you have there, I'm really digging the 24" monitor!

by Proged June 3, 2010

Battlefield 1

A game of the popular "Battlefield" game series that released in 2016 and is set in World War 1

Gamer-"I just watched the world reveal trailer of the new game Battlefield 1, and it looks amazing"

by disbandedhawk May 12, 2016

battlefield middle school

A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.

Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school

Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!

by fuxk.bitxhes June 1, 2019

Batty Snatcher

A tall gormless northern man who comes in the night to snatch the battys of those who misbehave

Yo dude what happened to Tim?

Bro the batty snatcher took his ass last night because he’d been such a doinker this year

by BattyItis January 5, 2022