boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.

Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry

by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016

batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005

batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score

1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.

by keli kear November 8, 2003

paki bashing

A pass time once common in U.K. and Canadian cities where drunken white youths would lay the boots to an unsuspecting Pakistani refugee.

Let's have a few beer and go paki bashing, eh?

by left4ded April 17, 2005

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

bating

Slang for masturbating.

While Thomas was chatting to Andrew, he started bating.

by Werdan May 24, 2006