a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 22, 2005

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Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

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like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005

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You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

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Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up

by DonkeyKONG_69 October 16, 2010

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scrape the bottom of the barrel

To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

Joe said he'd come to the big party with a bunch of hoes, but we knew he was really scraping the bottom of the barrel when he showed up holding a bunch of garden tools.

by Nick D May 17, 2004

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