Secondary Baptism

When, while showering, you can smell the horrid stench leaving you

After that secondary baptism I’m never skipping deodorant ever again

by Sp33D King December 4, 2025

Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan

"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"

by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026

Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.

"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

by ヨーグルトマッシュルームマスターmushroom man January 10, 2026

Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

North Korean Baptism

The combination of cum and shit

I gave her a North Korean Baptism

by G Fry June 22, 2024

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024