by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022
Get the Spanish Baptismmug. When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
Get the Brown Butter Baptismmug. An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
Get the Cracker Barrel Baptismmug. To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.
by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024
Get the Chicago Baptismmug. After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM
I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".
by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023
Get the Hindu Baptismmug. Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
by Pete Heski June 19, 2025
Get the Reverse Baptismmug. When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.
by trippdophine August 9, 2023
Get the Booty Baptismmug.