monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Ballsacking

A response to something or someone that has made or told a false statement

Used to replace the word "kidding"

Florida and Maine share a border? Are you BALLSACKING me??

Are you BALLSACKING me? Of course I won't help you clean your gutters!

by Panos Petacos March 10, 2010

Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.

hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!

by Rsp88 April 28, 2011

Gayson Ballsack

Gayson ballsack is an entitled Oreo who is white on the inside and black on the outside.

Gayson Ballsack is a Bitch

by Ivy Lu March 01, 2022

ballsack brat

It's the act of putting your ballsack on a object to take the attention from others, usually done at large family gatherings or birthday parties.

Can you believe that Jake Z put his ballsack on Timmies rocking horse while everyone was trying to sing Happy birthday. I seen that what a ballsack brat, I don't care if there in the same class, next year we're not inviting him.

by Bare naked butcher September 24, 2020

ballsack jerry

A weird mysterious dude. Often just dances randomly and says “ayeee” like the fonz.

Ballsack Jerry: *Doing something weird as fuck*
Person #1: “What they hell is he doing?”
Person #2: “Idk man that’s some Ballsack Jerry shit!”

by nayrdivad January 31, 2020

Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.

"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."

by LordFargus October 13, 2014