monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Ballsacking

A response to something or someone that has made or told a false statement

Used to replace the word "kidding"

Florida and Maine share a border? Are you BALLSACKING me??

Are you BALLSACKING me? Of course I won't help you clean your gutters!

by Panos Petacos March 9, 2010

Ballsack Soup

when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.

hey are you getting in the hot tub?

are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!

by Rsp88 May 20, 2011

Ballsack grenade

A form of torture used In the late 2010's

The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.

"Dont make me use a ballsack grenade"

by Hi welcome to pizza hut March 12, 2020

Gayson Ballsack

Gayson ballsack is an entitled Oreo who is white on the inside and black on the outside.

Gayson Ballsack is a Bitch

by Ivy Lu March 1, 2022

Crinkled Ballsack

A man's sack that looks like the surface of the moon,

"Bruh dis nigga got a Crinkled Ballsack."

by PainReceiver June 27, 2021

Poopity Ballsack

This is a transient occurrence in which, during the missionary position, a woman loses control of her bowels during orgasm.

The resulting ‘mess’ can vary in color, consistency, and odor.

I had a great time last night with Jane.....but I did leave with a poopity ballsack.

by Deedler's Booyah July 6, 2010