balanced-diet

The practise of maintaining a life while also eating nutritiously.

While most would define a balanced-diet in terms of nutritional value, the correct definition relates to maintaining a balanced lifestyle which includes sleeping, partying and eating well.

Ahh I'd love to cook pork belly but i'm trying to maintain a balanced-diet, so I'm gonna go party instead.

by cloudedhaus May 11, 2018

outstanding balance

An extreme example of ambiguity

If something is balanced assuming it is even and in harmony it should not even be outstanding balance though perhaps outstandingly even

by Hercolena Oliver April 20, 2009

Soul Balance

When a ginger (who as we all know, has no soul) seeks out a black person (who have a lot of soul) to find a balance. (Or vice versa)

My ginger friend only dates black guys to balance her soul = soul balance

by Jemma6 June 2, 2010

Get the Balance Right

There's more besides joyrides
Little house in the countryside
Understand, learn to demand,
Compromise, sometimes lie

Get the Balance right, get the balance right

Be responsible, respectable,
Stable but gullible
Concerned and caring, help the helpless
But always remain ultimately selfish

Get the balance right, get the balance right

You think you've got a hold of it all
You haven't got a hold at all
When you reach the top, get ready to drop
Prepare yourself for the fall, you're gonna fall
It's almost predictable

Don't take this way, don't take that way
Straight down the middle until next Thursday
Push to the left, back to the right
Twist and turn 'til you've got it right

Get the balance right

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

Balance Transfer

To insert one's penis into a third party's mouth after anal sex with a differant individual.

Man, that threesome was nuts. Those two girls let me make a balance transfer and everything.

by Keith Raymond September 21, 2007

balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Balance

Zhang Yixing was the creator of this word.

"Some people have this type of balance. Everyone has to look for the type of balance most suitable for them. What we talk about is more the nature and degree of coordination"

"Balance".

by Yixing's Butthole February 13, 2018