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barnes

A gracious human bieng with big heart and thick skin. A brave warrior on or off a battle ground. A man complete for existence or a man too never forget.
The barnes raidered the field as we stood back to back and fought our way to freedom
by vikbjorn May 25, 2008
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barn burner

barn burner: can also refer to an epic and overpowering flatulent expulsion that smells so vomitous and full of vile toxic fumes that you swear could burn down or melt an actual man-made structure

Farmer: WHEW!! MAN ALIVE what is that horrid stench? Please tell me you didn't feed those cows spinach again?

Cow-hand: *holding his nose* No that was me - I've been holding in my grandma's hogmaw beancakes in for weeks!

Farmer: *holding his nose* God help us!

Barn: *falls down into a pile of rubble*
cow-hand dinky, barn burner
by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012
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barnacle script

A stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it's function or performance.

This is typically a JavaScript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add -- at load time -- Rich Internet Application (RIA) behaviors to the existing UI controls.

A "pefect" barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).
I found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.

I wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with class="date" to a calendar picker field.
by jfkelley June 16, 2009
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Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ
by MobileKing May 9, 2013
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Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.
Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!
by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019
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Barnax

A strong sensation or feeling of winning.
Use your BARNAX bro!
by burger(barnax) March 29, 2020
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Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
by Niverslice May 26, 2020
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