A vastly over-appreciated
slab of what I assume was once
pig, with more fat than
one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the
nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the
hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon
Lover (to large
group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon
Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*