A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.
Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
by mrsteveo March 24, 2009
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2. A smack to the ass of a female with the penis causing her to fall to the floor.
2. A smack to the ass of a female with the penis causing her to fall to the floor.
1. "That sniper is just asking for a backwap!"
2. "After refusing anal sex, I backwapped Sally into submission."
2. "After refusing anal sex, I backwapped Sally into submission."
by HAYLOWREECH December 27, 2010
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by Joseph Sorensen October 4, 2011
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To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.
by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014
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by Butterfly princess January 26, 2014
Get the backwards pinching crab mug.1. adj. - describes techniques, styles or persons considered unsophisticated, outdated, amatuer, lame, ineffective, uneducated, ignorant, moronic and otherwise just not the best solution or hippest situation.
ie. a backwards ass way of doing things, These freaks still had this backwardass shrine to Elvis in their family room with the obligatory black velvet painting and everything, because they thought that was so "cool".
by Phauggy July 12, 2014
Get the backwardass mug.This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.
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