obese baboon

A real hefty fat fuck.

His gut was heavier than a obese baboon.

obese baboon by Rim Rider April 23, 2014

naughty baboon 

the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.

"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."

naughty baboon by GBTAN October 19, 2008

Rabid Baboon 

First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.

"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"

"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"

Rabid Baboon by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

glorious baboon 

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass

Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair

glorious baboon by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009

Albino Baboon 

People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.

dude, did you see that white dude?

Yeah, he looks like an albino baboon.

Albino Baboon by W i s h f u l February 20, 2011

retarded baboon 

a moron who just pissed you off

god i hate you retarded baboon!

retarded baboon by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006

Dune baboon 

A person between 18 and 21 from Las Vegas. They’re adults but can’t do much of anything on the strip.

Guy: Hey should we invite your brother to go to the casino with us?

Girl: No he’s only 19.
Guy: oh so he’s a dune baboon.

Dune baboon by jadesparkle5 March 13, 2021