auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis

while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great

by manno August 31, 2006

auto electrician

As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two

Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god

by loliepop crusader November 3, 2013

auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.

that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.

by danny7034 September 4, 2006

auto-coprô

Person who likes his own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Aame gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf May 5, 2005

auto-jizz

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

by gladiusw February 16, 2010

auto-coprô

Person who likes he own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Adriano gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf January 3, 2005