Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.

Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.

by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019

Australian Bukkake

A large group of men start shooting their load and saying crikey

Person 1: Hey did you see what happened to Hannah yesterday
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She was the focal point of an Australian Bukkake

by CumMan2021 October 12, 2021

Australian American

Really just African American but they believe whatever they want.

Dylan: Ryan aren't you black? Ryan: no I'm Australian American.

by Renegadebanana July 6, 2019

Australian Origami

When someone uses their fingers in the folds down under on a woman.

We didn't have sex but Becky let me do a little Australian Origami in the backseat of my car.

by Buck In Ears February 13, 2019

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015

Australian Guacamole

A freaky term for anal sex.
Used as underground slang in the FGC (Fighting game community)

Steve gave Rip the australian Guacamole.

by cottonfield June 8, 2018