assne

Acne on your ass.

I changed my laundry detergent and it gave me a terrible case of assne.

by Karri Hill May 17, 2007

assmerchant

A manwhore who prowls after other men. This can also be a John or Pimp selling their ass but mainly the assmerchant will take what ever he can get regardless of fees or rewards.

That Mark is such an assmerchant!

by Vern Nacular October 6, 2006

assertaviness

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.

Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.

by majorlanguage August 12, 2017

Assberry

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

by B3NJY2012 August 20, 2019

Sham Assery

When a group of people are lazy, used to describe the whole area or situation.

The sham assery that goes on down in the demo pits is too much.

by AJizzy October 9, 2008

bad asser

noun - when someting is more bad ass that bad ass

bes was already bad ass but then he is traning to become a UFC fighter and now he is bad asser

by someone verry close to you... October 27, 2009