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Asshat

(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.
Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.
by The Hankerchief January 4, 2009
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Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 3, 2006
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Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.
Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.
by This makes me smile January 26, 2011
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Akshat

Akshat (noun)
- Akshat will rip open anyone's vaginal semi colon like nothing else you've ever seen before. He has the monstrous dickus that has the power to make any type of Harry cream. Sian is finding history good and he didn't sound very bothered. His raw score on his essay was 60/100 and Miss White thinks it was a very good score. He has very good knowledge on the causes of the First World War. Sian ended up sucking off Akshat in order to receive all that mouthload of delicious cummus hummus. or listening to the podcast. I got a 100 for that essay than you are more capable of. you contribute in classwork and your class discussions are very good however.
Who is that with their dick hanging out from their collarbone? Don't worry its just another Akshat
by Fefccjcjjdc April 29, 2022
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Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.
That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD
the person who wrote this is an asshat
by big asshat January 23, 2007
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Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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