(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.
(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.
(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.
Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!
(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.
(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.
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Get the Asshat mug.In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.
In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
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Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.
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- Akshat will rip open anyone's vaginal semi colon like nothing else you've ever seen before. He has the monstrous dickus that has the power to make any type of Harry cream. Sian is finding history good and he didn't sound very bothered. His raw score on his essay was 60/100 and Miss White thinks it was a very good score. He has very good knowledge on the causes of the First World War. Sian ended up sucking off Akshat in order to receive all that mouthload of delicious cummus hummus. or listening to the podcast. I got a 100 for that essay than you are more capable of. you contribute in classwork and your class discussions are very good however.
- Akshat will rip open anyone's vaginal semi colon like nothing else you've ever seen before. He has the monstrous dickus that has the power to make any type of Harry cream. Sian is finding history good and he didn't sound very bothered. His raw score on his essay was 60/100 and Miss White thinks it was a very good score. He has very good knowledge on the causes of the First World War. Sian ended up sucking off Akshat in order to receive all that mouthload of delicious cummus hummus. or listening to the podcast. I got a 100 for that essay than you are more capable of. you contribute in classwork and your class discussions are very good however.
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Get the asshat mug.1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
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