naughty armadillo

when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously

man my dick and ass hurt after that naughty armadillo

by naughty armadillo December 18, 2024

Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

say armadillo fastly multiple times

So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing

yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo

by jetburner2 October 14, 2025

Sunny the Armadillo

The coolest person on earth, with whom I work with on the awesome as ever Fuzzies series.

Sunny the Armadillo writes the script for that awesome series, "Fuzzies."

by Blindside December 2, 2003

Sunny the Armadillo

Chico's wife and hoinorable mention of ever-lasting humanity. Made a cameo in 3 different books based on 4 different movies based on 8 video games. Has lots of gold.

Revolution? More like Devolution!

by Gena Wilson March 22, 2005

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023