amish jew

A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.

My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.

by amish jew March 17, 2008

amish handjob

A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.

You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!

by Mary Booker June 20, 2008

Amisha

Doesn't give a fuck to anybody, minds her own business, Amisha is the type of girl who is chilled relaxed she definitely loves books than anything else in the world.

Amisha prefers to be left alone as she is highly anti social and doesn't like to be around people much!!
*She basically lives in her own world

Amisha is a bitch

by Peets November 26, 2021

Amish Taco

Sexual slang for a woman, or man, who uses a blunt wooden instrument, like a butter churn handle, to pleasure him or herself in the anus or vagina. The act must occur while standing up, and involves up and down motions.

After we broke the bed, I gave her an Amish Taco with my baseball bat.

by Cute_Su January 10, 2010

Amish Pirogi

When a man "titty-fucks" a woman's ass cheeks.

Large black man: Baby, let's fuck.

Whore: Well, I'm on my period, but you can Amish Pirogi me.

by maximusjames July 7, 2009

amish Wheelbarrow

Extreme variation of the Doggy style sex position in which the male pulls the females arms behind her and guides her around like a wheelbarrow

Danielle's face had a serious rug burn from when Victor put her in an amish wheelbarrow

by Mr. Goon May 26, 2011

amish rocking chair

An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.

Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?

Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.

Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.

by cool mr poopface May 5, 2007