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Avon, MA

Small town in the south shore of Massachusetts that consists of generations of white people who have been there since their birth. People in Avon end up marrying and/or having children with other people in Avon and it becomes a cycle, almost like a Twilight Zone episode. Very rarely does a lifelong citizen of this town leave their parents house. They usually wait until their parents pass away and make it their own.

It's beyond safe despite the appearances of young men trying to be "hard". Most graduate and go on to state schools or nearby Massassoit Community College but usually end up working in town and/or wasting their lives drinking Bud Light.

Most are also closet racists. They will use the N-word around their all white crew. But will bow down and be a bit shook when people of color are around.
White Kid 1: What you wanna do yo?
White Kid 2: Let's grab a 30 rack and build a fire in my parents back yard
White Kid 1: Cool, make sure you don't invite any of those black kids from school
White Kid 2: Never
Black Kid 1: What you fools plotting?
White Kid 1+2: Yo dawg, what's good, wheres the bitches at?
Black Kid 1: (shakes head, laughs and walks away)
White Kid 1+2: n****r

Avon, MA
by ThatGuy2002 September 26, 2012
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Avon Center Stage Performers

a.k.a. ACSP
A theatre club at Avon High School The coolest thing at the school, by far. IF you think girls aren’t funny, join this group and you’ll change your mind. It’s O.K. if you don’t though, ‘cause we can just kill you. (That wasn’t a threat) (That last part was a lie) The guys aren’t very funny, but are still accepted. Most of us are in Scene Night too, and a lot of us are in the spring play. We’re a very tightly knit group of friends, and consider each other family. Old Greg is a favorite of ours. Mrs. Riley is the theatre/geometry teacher at Avon High and also supervises the program. She is the coolest person of us all, and we love her very much. :D Basically this is the greatest thing to happen to anybody who’s ever been in it and without it we would all go on a killing spree.
Avon Center Stage Performers? FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!
by Sou:P May 20, 2008
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AVON DON

The essence of metrosexuality; fastidious to an almost feminine degree.
His Prada handbag was misplaced during his pedicure. In typical Avon Don fashion, he repaced it with Dolce & Gabbana and went to get cherry honey glow exfoliation.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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avoni

Outgoing , smart , sensitive , loving . Easily frendable , not to trustworthy in people . Love thy spouse .
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ya dad sells avon

it means your what it says
person 1 :"your a dickhead fam"
person 2 :" shut up bruv ya dad sells avon"
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Aeon

An angelic soul and demonic soul combined to create a form where the new soul is half angel and half demon
I am an aeon because I have an angelic side and a demonic side
by Godrik I June 28, 2011
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Avon

1) River in England - Shakespeare's birthplace, Stratford-upon-Avon, is on the banks of this river.

2)Door-to-door cosmetics firm.

3) US-based paperback book publisher

4) The amoral antihero of the last two seasons of the British TV series Blake's 7, who became the main character when Blake was written out at the end of season 2.
by The Lone Magpie May 6, 2005
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