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adopt me

the definition of stealing childrens money for a roblox game
by i.make.weird.definitions. August 6, 2020
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adoptwisted

(N;) to take a word or phrase and twist it's meaning to something only barely resembling its original meaning to make it fit your wants and needs or further your cause, and make it a staple of the vocabulary of your movement.
Normally associated with radical feminists and republican conservatives.
Andy: is Lisa right about damage control meaning when console gamers defend a bad game?
Brittany: No, Lisa is a PC gamer. They adoptwisted Damage Control.
by CommonSenseBitch January 26, 2014
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adopt me!

the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.
kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by riganman!@# April 30, 2020
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adaption

alternate way to spell "adaptation." most commonly used to look like an fucktard in front of your biology t.a.
"Plants in arid climates have adaptions in their leaves." **Odd looks from people smarter than you and third graders**
by i am a dumb January 28, 2008
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Adaptationer

That kid is such as adaptationer, he’s had 19 girlfriends already.
by An Anonymous Adaptationer February 15, 2019
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Adaptovate

To adapt or innovate to meet new challenges
We adaptovated our new employee onboarding process.
by Mr Pitt Street April 21, 2022
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