rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.

by Mercifull March 4, 2005

rat-assed

To be completely drunk , stonned or otherwise incapable.

Last night i was completely rat-assed.

by zoso May 19, 2005

half-assed

Job/task/chore done without putting too much effort in it.

Those Americans did such a half-assed job on the previous example of the "half-assed" definition.

by brownPower July 17, 2006

ASSED

A state of not being in a normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "normal" state. Typically, it's utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You may also want to stress the word "ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one may ask why you need this word when you have the words "drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

-"Hey, are you ASSED?"
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"

-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the shitter"

-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some ASS and fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"

-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"

-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED

by SASsed January 17, 2010

rat arsed

to be rat arsed means to be under the influence of a large amount of alcohol; to be pissed to fuck

"oh mate i got fuckin rat arsed night?"
"for real?"
"yeah dog"

by tommad86 September 27, 2007

Aseda

Aseda is a very laid back, chill, and relaxed person. He is very charming and people love to be around him. He is wealthy and athletic. If you know an Aseda, you are very lucky, and the people who don’t know him are missing out. He has trust issues, but he does good in school.

Aseda is inside.

by Dictionary Dudr April 17, 2019

Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.

Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.

by hindenburg II March 21, 2010