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Asser

One of the kindest and generous boys you’ll ever meet! usually a moroccan name, asser is the sweetest person ever! if you are his friend then you are lucky for that, he is so kind that if he wins a trophy he’ll just give it to his best friend in the whole world!
Tom: hey are you friends with asser
Jake: nah man he’s too cool to be my friend
Tom: well sucks to be you then!
by Marvelfan10 April 7, 2022
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Asser

gay bald chinese frog made in china ,that has cactus hair that pokes.
likes cock and ass.
he is such an asser with that look and personality!!
by calciumhammerheadshark September 25, 2022
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Asser

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.
I wish if I was Asser
by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022
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Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.
She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.
by CornDog666 January 14, 2023
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Asser

Asser is so smart, dude
by khalooty March 20, 2023
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assert dominance

When your teacher asks you to videorecord your iceskating exerciseses after you have completed the session and you are back home checking your handins after taking a shower.
You have to hand in a vidoerecording of the exact same exercisises we just performed, and I saw you execute right infront of me, even tho its too late now and the iceskating session is over and you are back in your apartment checking you mandatory tasks for the semester after taking a shower back at your apartment, so that I can assert dominance.
by brunogfin March 21, 2023
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asser

Someone more ass than ass
Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!
by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023
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