dog wipe

for something to be far from satisfactory...

"that food was dog wipe"

"last night was just dog wipe"

by Angela Roche May 12, 2007

Executive Wipe

A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.

After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.

Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.

Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

residue wipe

The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward

Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)

by nkul August 13, 2014

Velvet Wipe

A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.

Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Benjamen Wiping

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

ass wipe

A complete moron; without a clue

George Bush is an Ass Wipe

by Laura July 20, 2004

fuck wipe

A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.

Turn on the computer you fuck wipe.

Shirly blew our cover, stupid fuck wipe.

by PC HELP July 27, 2007