nigel cookie

Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.

An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.

A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.

Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.

Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
by carrie o'hanlon December 8, 2007
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Nigel cone

Wagwan my bro you such a Nigel Cone Darren- says confidently. or boo Nigel you must be an owl cuse your noctrnal.
by Nigel cone November 15, 2019
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Nigel Nubbet

Nigel Nubbët is a god. He is the one that nubbets worship. Nigel Nubbët will bring you things during celebrations in Minecraft.
"thank you Nigel Nubbet for that Netherite Sword and stack of diamonds!" said Nubbie
by galaxiethenubbiest April 18, 2021
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Nigel Pisswater

The BEST singer songwriter in the history of planet earth. Often affiliated with Englebert Humperdink and Stevie T.
Dude have you listened to Nigel Pisswater's new song?!
by Ihatelifesumtimez January 30, 2023
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Nigel harper

He have a small ass dick that I can’t even suck his dick. I can’t even grip it and his dick can’t even stretch my Pussy and he is fine asf
That he ruined my marriage Nigel Harper
by Jordan Harris September 3, 2018
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nigel Calvert

Nigel calvert is a man who is obsessed with cheese. Some may call it a fetish
Did you hear about what Nigel calvert did to the first years?
by Stinkersmith90 July 26, 2023
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Nigels Finger

Use this finger to insta win all arguments
ayo stinky ass go touch grass

"Nigels finger"
Ayoo chill
by Ailerry March 28, 2021
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