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yer maw

"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot
John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw
by Beninging December 23, 2021
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Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all
Have you had Graham's maw's pollen
by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019
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Maws

The shorter version of Man Paws. Term affectionately used to describe a male’s hands, often in the act of groping, grappling, or gripping a female’s body parts.
Sid: “Holy hell! Look at the cleave on that girl! I want to get my maws all over her boobs.”
Sally: “I hope she fucking has you arrested you lowlife piece of shit.”
by My Man Paws May 26, 2025
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MAW

'Might As Well'
'this lecture is going to be soo boring, I MAW sleep'
by Capacakuu December 12, 2019
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Yer maw

Slack insult response

Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better
Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*

Andrew: Yer Maw
by Wildmanimage May 11, 2022
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Maw

Maw is usually used as a nickname; best for male, extraordinary for female.

Ones whose name Maw brings laugh to your life, everything is better with Maw around. Jokes, games, mistakes, doesn't matter.
She/He will carry hard.

She is someone you can trust and have serious conversation with and then do the derpiest things moments later. A sheer pleasure to have in your life.

He is your energy booster when life seems boring, a good friend to talk to and enjoy the fun life with. Life never bores you when he's around.

Ray approved, guaranteed.
Look, Maw is coming over, todays gonna be great!
by Raywhatsup November 23, 2021
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Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.
Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil
by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018
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