glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 25, 2007

Peach Gobbler

Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.

"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Goo Gobbler

A person who swallows a male's ejaculate.

Kendra is a goo gobbler who swallows married men's cum.

by The Screamer 4 September 27, 2011

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008

Orange gobbler

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Chock Gobbler

A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.

"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."

by Kaleidoscopic King K February 23, 2023