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Cunt-chested

1) when a woman's boobs are so big that her cunt appears to be on her chest
2) when a woman with big boobs has a cold
Girl: Did you see Lucy in that dress?

Guy: hell yeah, that chick is cunt-chested
by dikcee and laverner April 24, 2017
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Chest pains

When you feel a sharp ass pain in your chest and you are sure you are going to die
Person 1: hey dude how’s it going

Person 2: dude I drank 16 energy drinks this morning

Person 1: bro wtf
Person 2: my chest hurts oh shit I’m gonna die oh shit

Person 1: ohhh you gettin Chest pains?
Person 2: bvtvfwbygwbgbqyqbgyqbqb
by Mondoowadaoooo January 24, 2022
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Chest Bollocks

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!
by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011
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Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!
what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”
by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023
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chest crusher

A massive rip from a bong pipe blunt etc. causing violent coughing full body convultions, leading to head changes, blood-shot eyes, and a possible state of paranoia or euphoria.
Yo that chest crusher went straight to dome piece.
by BigTravUofA April 7, 2008
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lick the chest

A term used by Lexi Grayson in the book 'I sold myself to the devil first vinyls pitiful...I know

Any time she thinks about Blake Eaton or sees him shirtless, her eyes run down his body and that's all she can think of, to lick his chest
"What are you thinking Lexi" Daphnee asks
"Omg he looks so hot shirtless, I wonder what it would feel like to Lick the chest area...." Lexi says
"Bad lexi, bad Lexi, so you want to Lick the chest?" Daphne coos

"Yes" Lexi answers blushing
by Lilibeth Torres April 29, 2021
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Tool Chest

When calling someone a "tool" or "tool bag" just does'nt quite define that person. Tool Chest encompases all that is
defined under "tool" and then some.

If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."
Person 1:
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"

Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."
by Ridge727 May 9, 2012
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