shrek

a monster of a woman

Go home shrek.

by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002

The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.

There's only one of THE SHREK.

by MC PC October 25, 2009

shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

by the chene August 29, 2006

Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

shrek

an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.

“oh wow shrek you have big feet”

by clogglegod July 6, 2019