Sammi

A complete bitch who no one likes. and watch out boys if you date her she will pussy whip you until you bleed

Sorry man I can’t come over. Sammi won’t let me

by Maddysmokes69 August 26, 2019

sammie

a fake ass ginger that is obsessed with guys and is only nice to people she actually likes.

nobody likes a sammie

by LittleMexican September 25, 2018

Sammy

Ugliest girl in the world

"EW, did Sammy just comment you?!?!"

by Dorothy Campbell April 14, 2008

Sammy

A person, usually female, who's facial and body structure is similar to that of a horse or centaur. A visually poor looking person.

Damn girl, that outfit makes you look Sammy.

by Jessica Lynn Kerr March 7, 2009

Sammy

The condition whereby someone completely jams your well thought out plans through their own lack of organizational skills. Derived from the gastro feeling you get after eating a large meatball sandwich.

I had this all set to go, then he sammy'd me right in the arse with that lame request.

by David Carnahan May 28, 2008

Sammy

A fucking roach whos sexually attracted to a mirror

Charoline: Babe im a mirror

Sammy: o that hot

by The Gaymer Guy March 27, 2020

Sammy

Another word for a singular turd of poop or the act of pooping itself.

I woke up this morning and made a Sammy

Man I got a 12 inch Sammy tearing up my guts!

by WerdBurgers January 16, 2017