erructile dysfunction

A condition which causes a person to continually belch.

Jay; "Dude, what's up with that guy over there? He hasn't stopped belching since I got here!"

Larry: "Oh that's Chuck, he suffers from erructile dysfunction."

by BuffDudeTotally February 9, 2014

Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018

Gamectile Dysfunction

Playing a video game so badly, you are ashamed to own anything having to do with video games in general.

Guy 1:Did you see Tom get pwned in the Madden Challenge Tournament yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah. Classic case of gamectile dysfunction.
Guy 1:Total pwnage

by Kramnelladoow April 5, 2007

Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.

I have erectile dysfunction

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Anal Dysfunction

When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.

George put Advil up his anus because of his anal dysfunction

by Anal_dysfunction January 19, 2011

Dysfunctional Jerry

Absolute and utter retardedness, flowing immensily from thine vains, progressing to insanity. Beyond retardation.

If dysfunctional Jerry would just sit down, i could watch this fucking powder puff football game at Byers Field.

by Christopher Dunigan/Kelli Shetler November 11, 2004

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021