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Zoinked

when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.
Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.
by WHYARES November 24, 2020
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Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo
Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee
by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019
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Zoinks

When something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc
That scary movie gave me the Zoinks
by Zeyo May 31, 2015
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Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.
Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now
by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018
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Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.
"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."
by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020
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Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted
Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn
by Dangdogs May 23, 2022
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ZOINK

ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!
Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!
by Ieheneiejenneje June 14, 2019
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