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Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo
Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee
by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019
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Zoinked

When your brain decides to shut down after a while
After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked
by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019
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Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.
"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."
by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020
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Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted
Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn
by Dangdogs May 23, 2022
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Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot
Spark a zoink
by Lewissuly April 5, 2020
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Zoinked

I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday
by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018
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ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.
ZOinks, the enderman is here.
by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019
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