your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

Your dad

Gone.

Your dads gone 💀

by Lëé June 27, 2022

Your dad

Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.

Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.

by Quandalious Dinglenut October 13, 2022

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022