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Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
by Redemptsion June 2, 2020
mugGet the Land Yachtmug.

have yachts

The uber rich. Usually used in the saying “the haves, the have nots, and the have yachts”.
Ehrlich and Baghead threw a big tiki rager on Alcatraz acting like have yachts, but it turned out they were broke-ass have nots
by The new Nick D June 20, 2024
mugGet the have yachtsmug.

Yacht

A large boat meant to store gyats
I got the $3B yacht
by UserPerson38832830 March 19, 2024
mugGet the Yachtmug.

Yacht chili

I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.
by Convenienttpw September 1, 2023
mugGet the Yacht chilimug.

Yacht Thottie

A human, could be of any gender but is most commonly female, that is routinely invited by wealthy older men to accompany them on their large boat or yacht due to their physical appearance or sexual virility. The prime age range of a yacht thottie is between 21 and 26 years of age, and their natural habitat is an area rich in resources, such as Chicago, Miami, or the south of France.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you still seeing Nicole?

Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.
by JabronieRoadShow July 30, 2020
mugGet the Yacht Thottiemug.

Yacht

Street term for a quantity of 10,000 pills, typically Xanax.
Yo man, did you hear about Johnny? Bros trappin hard, he just copped 2 yachts!
by The Butthole Dominator October 3, 2023
mugGet the Yachtmug.

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019
mugGet the midwestern yachtmug.

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