Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
by anonymous May 30, 2022
Get the Don’t stick your dick in crazymug. by jbsduhdsuv February 5, 2017
Get the how to make your dick bigmug. i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023
Get the dont put your dick in the crazymug. when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009
Get the Slapped your dick against the wallmug. 
by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020
Get the national get your dick sucked daymug. A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
by Tawney May 14, 2005
Get the Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minutemug.