Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360.
It consists of these steps:
1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question.
2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions.
3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet.
4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep.
5. They ask you to repeat all of it.
6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india.
7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks
8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV.
9. You get a migraine.
10. You hang up the phone.
11. www.google.com
It consists of these steps:
1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question.
2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions.
3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet.
4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep.
5. They ask you to repeat all of it.
6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india.
7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks
8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV.
9. You get a migraine.
10. You hang up the phone.
11. www.google.com
Guy 1: Dude my Xbox's USB Ports don't work anymore, what do i do?
Guy 2: Have you called Xbox Customer Support?
Guy 3: WHAT? That half-assed, sorry excuse for a help line that I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with!? Call my cousin, he can fix it.
Guy 2: Have you called Xbox Customer Support?
Guy 3: WHAT? That half-assed, sorry excuse for a help line that I have ever had the misfortune of having to deal with!? Call my cousin, he can fix it.
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Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"
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Get the xbox 360 mug.Male, usually at the age of thirteen to sixteen. Always talking shit during and after games but if met in REAL life would fold up like a little bitch.
Fuck me? Listen you little xboxtoughguy I know where you live and i know where you sleep, so when you wake up with a crap mallet jammed in your asshole guess who came visiting.
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Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"
2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"
2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
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Symptoms include; short temperedness, sudden bursts of anger, frustration and antisocialness.
Symptoms worsen when player is losing at a game.
Symptoms include; short temperedness, sudden bursts of anger, frustration and antisocialness.
Symptoms worsen when player is losing at a game.
person 1 - hey man want to come out?
Xbox person - What!? No can't be fucked.
person 2 - whats ups with him?
person 1 - hes had to many xboxeroids.
or
person - what you been up to today?
Xbox person - Fuck off! *punches*
person - dude you've got to lay off those xboxeroids!
Xbox person - What!? No can't be fucked.
person 2 - whats ups with him?
person 1 - hes had to many xboxeroids.
or
person - what you been up to today?
Xbox person - Fuck off! *punches*
person - dude you've got to lay off those xboxeroids!
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