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Cunt Wrinkle

A person who has such a shitty/ugly personality/attitude that it can only be compared to an old dusty dried up wrinkle on a fish smelling pussy.
Look at that cunt wrinkle yelling at that woman in the middle of the parking lot.
by CWhater January 27, 2010
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sleepy winkers

Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.
Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.
by tittitkitkit August 20, 2011
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panty wink

When a girls low-rise jeans allow you a glimpse of the top of her panties. If she is not wearing panties and you actually see the top of her ass crack, this is a butt or ass wink.
She gave me a panty wink when she reached for the top shelf. It was a nice pink, t-string panty wink, to.
by Naterz October 6, 2005
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Winklevoss

1) A sore loser

2) More generally, one who comes from a background of social privilege and therefore feels a sense of entitlement while simultaneously being an object of general ridicule.

(from the Winklevoss brothers, who continued to sue Mark Zuckerberg even after receiving a 65 million-dollar settlement in the Facebook case)
I wouldn't work with another Harvard boy, that last one was such a winklevoss he tried to sue me for defamation after I criticized his work in committee.
by phoobo December 7, 2010
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winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.
by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005
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Rip Van Winkle

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.
Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?
by manat31790 March 20, 2011
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weinkle

Ultimate creation of power and light and kayaks.
Dude the Weinkle just saved Florida by attacking a hurricane and making it go the other way heading straight for north Korea. "Unleash your inner Weinkle"
by surfing dave April 7, 2008
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