one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007

wooly

A wooly is crack cocain mixed with marijuana.....the effects are less lethal

Me and rob smoked a wooly....than we fucked his moms kitchen up

by your mom has a thong? December 18, 2020

Woolies

A term referring to the Australian supermarket Woolworths.

"I'll whip down to Woolies and get some groceries"

by benrad February 8, 2019

Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 1, 2014