one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Senior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think that your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober

Grace: “look I am at eating this demogorgon!!”
Alex: dude that’s just Senior Wooly

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

The Wooly

When a girls pubic hair is so long you floss your teeth while eating her out.

Bruh I just got The Wooly from Amanda last night. Her pubic hair was so long it flossed my teeth.

by retr0_392 September 27, 2022

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s that smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020

Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011