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one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.
Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!
by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006
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wooly bikini

a bikini with a built-in merkin.
Check out the wooly bikini near the lifeguard stand.
by fendersnap January 10, 2010
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Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.
Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW
by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011
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Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.
I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters
by Steinman July 25, 2007
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wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole
Hey that girls has a wooly door
by j hookington June 1, 2014
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wooly back

Someone from the outskirts of Liverpool. If you don't wanna be nasty about it, a nicer way of saying woolyback is Liverpolitan.
"your ma's a wooly back". "no she's not, she's a Liverpolitan".
by liverpolitan1980 December 4, 2016
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Woolies

A term referring to the Australian supermarket Woolworths.
"I'll whip down to Woolies and get some groceries"
by benrad February 8, 2019
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