Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
by Magicswagbear July 12, 2015
An erection caused by the retention of urine after a long night's sleep. Usually found after a night of drinking. Sometimes causes akward boner's in the morning and contrary to popular belief, it is not advisable to have sex with a pee woody.
by Jean Guy Rubberboot December 30, 2011
What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.
We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.
by Pod Tailin' March 02, 2010
by Kaylor June 13, 2007
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by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009
When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.
by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020