baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.
After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.
by monica v May 7, 2010
Get the cheater wipesmug. by Angela Roche May 12, 2007
Get the dog wipemug. A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Executive Wipemug. A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.
Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
Get the Velvet Wipemug. "Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009
Get the Benjamen Wipingmug. 
A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.
by PC HELP July 27, 2007
Get the fuck wipemug.