Intelligence

Something you don’t have

You don’t have intelligence
BOOM BITCH

by ColombianJerk February 20, 2019

Intelligence

it is something we all want but we will never get it

Guy 1:I have intelligence
Guy 2: sure

by the number 1 dog lover November 18, 2019

Intelligence

Something you think you have from watching YouTube videos.

No no no no no, trust me, I watched a YouTube video. Therefore I have intelligence.

by motormatthew June 18, 2020

intelligence indicator

Tattoos, shaved heads, and body piercings tell everyone how smart the person wearing any of those things is.

A tattoo, shaved head, or a body piercing is an intelligence indicator, it tells others how smart the person wearing any of those things is.

by but for April 25, 2022

Intelligence

Pfffftt Bwahahahahahaha! Intelligence!? What intelligence!? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hym “Intelligence! I can’t insult something you don’t have! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHA HAAAA!!! Hoooo.... That’s great! That was a good one.... Hooo....”

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

Intelligence Retardant

Intelligence Retardant; adjective;

Can be used when describing the denunciation of a known or proven fact, serving to (slow down) the action/progress of something. Not to be used for mis/disinformation purposes, they’re made up words anyway. Not applicable to feelings.

Saw a video of British police arresting a man that posted a quote online causing a member of the trans mafia to become “triggered” and the police were heard defending the caller, spewing intelligence retardant all over the scene of the “crime”.

by Hoodysnutz December 7, 2024

intelligence

A means of measuring how smart someone is based on their ability to solve problems, gather and analyze information, and think logically. The intelligent population gets smaller every year.

Things people with low intelligence say:
"Who the hell is that guy? He's dead so he's probably irrelevant"
"The Bible is all fiction"
"I hate your music"
"You use AMD? Dumbass. Intel is better."
"I am a pedophile"

Things people with high intelligence say:
"I wonder who that person was. I might do some research later."
"I personally don't believe in the events that took place in the Bible but if you do, I respect that."
"I'm not a big fan of the music you listen to but I respect your opinion."
"You use AMD? Cool. I prefer Intel because it feels more versatile and the motherboards are less picky about RAM. What do you like about AMD?"
"I am not a pedophile"

Guy 1: "That guy over there is a pedophile."
Guy 2: "He must have low intelligence."

by Mausoleumgoer December 8, 2024