Winkie

The male reproductive organ, often used in drunken pub talk in certain Australian areas.

Hey ladies, wanna see my winkie?

by Masto October 8, 2005

Winker

The smallest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Little Jimmy has a pathetic winker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

wink and the gun

term used to describe the action of winking and making a figure of a gun with one's fingers.

he gave me the wink and the gun. now, i'm sure i got the job!

by steve-o May 6, 2006

Dragon Wink

The act of kissing someone on the cheek with your puckered anus. The recipient of the Dragon Wink must be sitting at the time otherwise things could become difficult.

You remove your pants, spread your butt cheeks and move closer towards the person, close enough so that your anus is almost touching their cheekbone. Either side is fine. Then, provided you've shat recently, push out your anus a little so that it forms a pucker and the propelled anus bit touches the recipients cheek.

This is a Dragon Wink.

I gave Laura a Dragon Wink in the cafeteria.

by Doctor Spankzium April 30, 2006

winkin' stinkin' starfish

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.

He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!

by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006

Turkish Wink

When one is given a full view of the anus ring.

What's that cat's deal it keeps giving me a Turkish Wink.

by thesteppenwolf November 22, 2011

drink wink

when one is so intoxicated that one eye closes.

Man, i went to Ed's last night and he had a huge drink wink going on not to mention he smelled like Captain Morgans...

I've never seen Ed sober, hes always got a drink wink.

by Fairf November 4, 2007