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wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008
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Windegro

An individual who possesses a rare mix of White, Indian, and Negro ethnicity.
Alyssa Tisdale is a Windegro who coincidentally sucks at alliteration and other miscellaneous literary devices.

Dude, that Windegro LOVES fried chicken, boxes of wine, and human scalps for dinner!
by pjk09 April 14, 2010
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Winders

A small, translucent, flat, thin, chip like shaped booger, that takes flight easily upon being dislodged from nose during exhale.
She felt something fall onto her lip, and as she gazed up at her dreamy lover, she then realized, that it was in-fact his winders.
by SweetLiLemons March 29, 2020
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wilderweb

A synonym for internet which employs a metaphor comparing the World Wide Web to wilderness.

Consider how you might encounter an "avalanche" of pop-up ads, one following the other until you are buried beneath a pile of windows selling natural male enhancement.
Consider the equal dangers of getting lost on the Appalachian trail and getting lost on a trail of links, dizzy and confused and unable to remember your final destination. Or the similar behavioral patterns of natural predators and internet predators.
Lastly, consider how, on a starry night, gazing into the sky enlightens you as to how tiny and insignificant you truly are. Do we not experience such insight into the vastness of the universe when we see the 16 billion results upon googling "A"?
"I'm going for a walk in the wilderweb." "Well, be careful. Don't forget to bring your virus protection and a flashlight."
by Isle of Marsonga February 10, 2010
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Windeed

A term used to agree with someone who thinks something is made of win and badassery
"Dude, that song kicks ass."
"Windeed, I've listened to it over 9000 times."
by GGreenBass November 20, 2009
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Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
by Woñs March 16, 2012
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Wanderling

Someone who loves to travel, & visit different parts of the world.
"Chloe's such a wanderling, she makes me wanna see the world."
by Zzzzz11111 August 7, 2017
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