willy hunger

ones obbession to suck a willy or to give a person a blow job

"oh man im dying here of willy hunger, i really need to suck a willy"

by ryan villiams May 31, 2009

Wally Up a Brisco

Verb. A general reaction to being fired, dumped, or dissed in which the offended party embarks on an alcohol-fueled revenge plot involving legal recourse, defamation, and even violence or vandalism.

Employee #1: Hey did you hear Pat got the ax? HR came up and watched her clean out her desk!

Employee #2: Damn, dude. I bet she's gonna wally up a brisco.

by nikolabc March 13, 2013

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies December 29, 2015

willy pong

It's table tennis only instead of rackets you use your willy

Hey! Jim! Want to play some good old willy pong? I lost the rackets so we'll have to use our dicks!

by Danananan jmjiui January 7, 2016

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

wallychops

British slang portmanteau of "wally" (a stupid person) and "mutton-chops" (sideburns facial hair), especially when referring to a pompously-bearded narcissistic authority figure with a stick up their arse.

"Sgt. Wallychops is an absolute plonker!" (said of a dimwitted traffic constable)

by Bezzle Bedeviled February 20, 2020

Wallycommentary

Chaotic and funny. Confident and stays up for other people and rights. Very strong woman.

"Wallycommentary is so strong!"

by sammy is not homo July 11, 2021