Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."

Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.

by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010

wench

1. A device used to hoist or pull using a crank, spool, and some type of line or chain.

2. My last girlfriend.

I loved the wench on my last truck, that was until my wench of a girlfriend wrecked it.

by Bob May 13, 2005

Trench Wench

A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found in the front row at Marianas Trench concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, and is indestructible.

Carol: "Awww! I wish I was up front in the moat like a true trench wench!"

Sally: "Ow! My rib cage hurts from being pushed up against the stage! It is worth it though! Especially because I'm at a Marianas Trench concert!"
Bob: "You're such a Trench Wench!"

by TheTrenchWench July 5, 2010

justy wench

sassy bitch / pissy chick / lusty ho / stubborn cunt / etc.; sans vulgarity i.e. gosh darn = god damn

"i can't curse because i have a bible stuck up my a-- but that chick by the pool table is a justy wench... i think i'm in love."

by urban fart February 23, 2010

Grow Wench

Incredibly sexy female assistant to a powerful drug lord.

"My grow wench and I saw Pineapple Express again last night, Thug Life"

by icy1899 October 7, 2008

Neighbor Wench

That girl living across the street who bakes you various food stuffs.

Our neighbor wench is here again, and she brought pumpkin pie.

by Lord of the Estate October 13, 2011

Clit wench

Derogatory term for a lesbian

Lesbian: Fuck you homo!
Gay: Maybe if you did you'd be less of a plaid wearing, wood chopping, heel avoiding clit wench hunny?
Lesbian: ....

by STEVETHEALMIGHTY June 9, 2011