chump weight

A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.

Joe: I can bench 220! Schmoe: Don't you know that's chump weight?

by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008

Your weight

When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.

Bro! She is your weight.

by doitinadatsun October 1, 2018

Feather weight

An individual that consumes a small amount of alcohol and is intoxicated. Similar to a light weight, but even less alcohol has to be consumed for them to screw a stranger or run around without their clothes.

She's is such a feather weight after one shot her clothes were on the floor.

by Haleslut February 23, 2009

strategic weight

The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.

A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."

by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016

Weight thermometer

The posh 85 year old way of saying scale

A: You know I was just weighing myself on the weight thermometer...I feel so skinny
B: Damn can I use your weight thermometer

by potatosugar July 2, 2021

market weight

a description for a person, pet, or livestock, that has reached a weight that would make them worthy of taking to market.

Lori is a sturdy girl, but will reach market weight soon if she doesn't watch herself.

That dude is huge, definitely market weight.

by AK sparky May 19, 2008

Expiration Weight

similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.

"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor

by bambilovestoparty December 9, 2009